January 2013 ~ All In One

Monday, January 28, 2013

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Hey guys here some jokes only for you read it & laugh on it....

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
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Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
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Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
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So Now enjoy your jokes................:-))))

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Sunday, January 20, 2013

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

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Grand Theft Auto Vice City Highly Compressed | 223 MB Full Free Filesonic, Fileserve and Wupload Links

800 MHz Intel Pentium III or 800 MHz AMD Athlon or 1.2GHz Intel Celeron or 1.2 GHz AMD Duron processor
128 MB of RAM
8 speed CD / DVD drive
915 MB of free hard disk space
(+ 635 MB if video card does NOT support DirectX Texture Compression)
32 MB video card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers ("GeForce" or better)
Sound Card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers Keyboard & Mouse

Recommended:
Intel Pentium IV or AMD Athlon XP processor 256(+) MB of RAM
16 speed CD / DVD drive
1.55 GB of free hard disk space
(+ 635 MB if video card does NOT support DirectX Texture Compression)
64(+) MB video card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers ("GeForce 3" / "Radeon 8500" or better with DirectX Texture Compression support)
DirectX 9.0 compatible sound card with surround sound
Gamepad (USB or Joystick Port)
Keyboard & Mouse

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City uses Microsoft DirectX 9.0.

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IGI 2: Covert Strike (RIP) is a game where the shooter genre in this game you will be faced with missions that require you to defend yourself and kill your enemies. Project IGI 2: Covert Strike (RIP) is similar to Counter Strike split or Marine Sharpshooter, the difference is a mission.

This game is a continuation of the projet IGI: I'm Going On ... Arcade-type game First Person Shooter and fun to play because it has a challenging mission in this game ... the story begins when one is betrayed by his superior intelligence .. . and certainly IGI 2: Covert Strike is a much better picture quality than the Project IGI IGO

David Jones A former SAS soldier, now working as a U.S. soldier with a secret code name of the IGI, Like the original film .. The game is favored by many ... I teman2 Dangerous completing challenging missions, Inside story mileter jones secret operation that is given U.S. by the Government, the remote region is very strong enemy defenses. IGI -2 CONVERT STRIKE, Having Various types of weapons and systems to store, in addition to Based Multiplayer Games This can be TEAMS As the story.

Gameplay

The game's protagonist, David Jones, an agent working for the Institute for Geotactical Intelligence and former British SAS operator, was sent to the Carpathian mountains to recover a set of EMP chips stolen by a group of Russian mafia from a high-tech US facility. After HALO jumping and infiltrating the weather station in the mountains and retrieving one of the EMP chips, his mission director (Phillip White) commands him to go to retrieve the remaining EMP chips so that the IGI researchers can launch a full scale research on the chips to determine their real usage against the thieves. He then goes to the bridge and destroys it. Then in the production facility he gets half of the EMP chips. After this incident, he is betrayed by his pilot, Robert Quest and mission director, Phillip White as they take the EMP chips obtained by Jones. After a series of events, he eventually finds himself at the borders of Romania, where he is then forced to evade the incoming border patrols.

Meanwhile, his former pilot and mission director had escaped. The IGI was not able to detect their whereabouts after the incident, but spent enough efforts to get an important detail that Phillip White had made several weapons and military deals with Jach Priboi in Libya. Under Anya, his new mission director, he sets off to Libya and searches for the middle-aged Priboi, who had been locked up by the Libyan Intelligence as he was supplying weapons to the rebel forces.

Later David finds his former mission director Phillip White killed by General Wu Xing himself, as the former accused the latter of killing his friend Robert Quest, who was actually killed by David at the Egyptian port. In Wu Xing's secret weapons lab, David Jones gets to know that the General was going to start a "World War III". He then engages in a gunfight with Wu Xing killing him.

After some chaos and confusion, David tracks the entire plan location to a large and closely guarded rocket launch pad, where Anya asks him to disable the system immediately before the launch is made and causes an international incident. With efforts, David then succeeds in preventing the rocket from heading towards its programmed destination and to detonate somewhere safe. Finally, he prevents a major disaster from occurring, and the world is once again safe and sound.

Recommended Requirements

Pentium or Athlon 1.2 GHz
512 MB RAM
64 MB DirectX-compatible video card

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A magical storm has blown into Wonderland and swept away the little Stinkers and it is up to you to rescue them!

A true puzzle game with extremely fun obstacles!
Wonderland Secret Worlds is a fantastic improvement on the incredibly fun original Wonderland game. You guide your character through a maze, moving obstacles, making bridges, stepping on switches, rolling boulders, riding conveyors and more to collect keys and get to the exit.
You will have a great time sending your character Stinky on icy tracks that shoot him around the game board to his goal. Rolling boulders are also a blast since they can break through crates, destroy bad guys, and stack on one another to form bridges. There are many more obstacles that are just as fun to use in the game.
Play as more than 1 character and use team work to beat the levels
As you move through the 100 unique levels, you will find more characters to help you. Switch back and forth between these characters and they can help each other solve each maze. This is something you don't see in many games and is really an ingenious part of the game.
Not only are the characters fun, the mazes themselves are very well done with obstacles and fun puzzles I have never seen before in other games. The originality of this game is just fantastic!
You might get this game for your kids and find yourself playing more than they do!
Many people have said they bought the Wonderland games for others (like their children) but found themselves getting hooked! These are games that challenge the minds of all ages of people. Anyone can have a great time trying to move the right obstacles and take the right path to the finish. Finally a fun game that builds your brain cells too!
Here are some of the unique features you will find in Wonderland Secret Worlds:

Roll boulders, move glass prisms, explode powder kegs and make bridges to get the keys on each level
Use transporters properly to warp to different parts of the board
Dodge chomping teeth, UFOs, Rainbow Spirits and many more fun bad guys.
Find your friends Qookie and Peegue to help Stinky and Loof get through the levels
Find several secret/hidden levels!

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Download Metal Slug 7 PC Full Version, Six of the finest soldier alive set out once again to brave a hellstorm of bullets in the seventh entry of Metal Slug 7 For PC, the popular run and gun Video Game franchise! The story centers on the peregrine Falcon Strike Force and Their Sparrows as they search one more for general morden and his army. Their mission is to catch General Morden and stop his plans for attempting another coup d'etat on the goverment.

Download Metal Slug 7 PC Full Version - But as soon as Morden was defeated and failed, a strange army from the future came to his aid and strengthened his army. Now they must face modern once again with his strengthened army and this time, put a stop to his plans once and for all.

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Kamis, 02 Februari 2012

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Download Ultra Balloon Classic Game. I love the games which start with the big bad ugly scary monster who steal the little pretty chick from hero and disappear. Then hero character of the game fights his way through little daemons. This is also such kind of game as you can see through screenshots.
Run techmynd.exe
Click Available at the left side for available games
Press F5 to refresh
Run ‘Ultra Balloon’ there
Type ok if asked
Press 5 for coins couple of times
1 to start
Keys: Ctrl, Alt, Enter, P
MamePlus Version
Run mamepgui.exe
Click Available at the left side for available games
Press F5 to refresh
Select the game and Run it from there
Type ok if asked
Press Enter
Press 5 for coins couple of times
1 to start
Keys: A, S, D, Z, X, C, Enter, P

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Hey guys here some jokes only for you read it & laugh on it....

So Now enjoy your jokes................:-))))

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Cartoon Pics - You can download pics